Storytime!

[Elle Diabla]

So one night a year ago, Liam and I were arguing about whatever, and I don't remember why, but I threw various dildos that he bought out into the parking lot. One was this cyberskin something er other.

Well the next day the rest of them were gone, (LOL!), but this black cyberskin thing remained. I ignored it like it wasn't there and went on my merry way.

Then it disappeared. "well good!" I thought.

A few days later, this friggin thing came back from the dead and showed up on my patio!!! It was there in all it's glory, lying there so nonchalantly, when I came home! So, I threw on some gloves, (Lords knows where it's been!), and threw it back out there! THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE!

Later that night, I was talking with this old neighbor of mine and well, I was dying to know if he knew anything about it! So I mentioned...."when I got home today, there was this disgusting black sex toy lying my patio, do you know anything about that, Jeff?" He replied that he saw that the other day in the parking lot, but didn't know what it was from afar. At first, he thought he was seeing a large stick or something, but then he said, he got closer and thought to himself, "that's not a stick, that's a dong!"
Then he concluded that someone was having some fun, I guess.


:blush:

[§têllå]

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[Elle Diabla]

just for that, bitches, I deleted yo posts.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

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NOW THEN.

LET'S SHARE SOME STUPID SHIT THAT'S HAPPENED WITH YOUR SEX ....STUFF. TOYS, SITUATIONS, ETC.

FUNNY SEX THEMED STORIES.

QUIT BEING SO NITPICKY, YO.

[§têllå]

wut the crap!

I didn't mean to derail the thread. Sowwy.

[Elle Diabla]

I lol'ed..................

[Elle Diabla]

i just made a thread.

i will merge, since you made that after me and it's the same thing, I guess.

[Elle Diabla]

ever fucked a girl in the ass that had IBS?
story over. use your imagination.:mad2::blink::thumbdown::scared:

i'm not so sure why her having IBS would have an impact. :blink:

[PerroGrande]

I've done a few girls in the butt, none of them have had IBS. It's always been a enjoyable situation.

[Mittenz]

A few days later, this friggin thing came back from the dead and showed up on my patio!!! It was there in all it's glory, lying there so nonchalantly, when I came home! So, I threw on some gloves, (Lords knows where it's been!), and threw it back out there! THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE!




:blush:


holy fawk! lmfaoooooooo. like the dildo was chillin on your patio chair having a smoke waiting to hear about your day at the office.

ahahaha



hey wait. did Jeff toss the dildo back on your patio? that perv!

[Elle Diabla]

holy fawk! lmfaoooooooo. like the dildo was chillin on your patio chair having a smoke waiting to hear about your day at the office.

ahahaha



hey wait. did Jeff toss the dildo back on your patio? that perv!

THIS is why I asked him!!! He doesn't work, he' retired at 52. So he's usually milling about all day!

i don't think it was he who threw it there. When I left, that thing was lying in the lot and our patio fence is the nearest, so anyone could have casually tossed it and since ours is closest, I dunno!!

It was hilarious though. Liam thoguht I was disgusting for throwing sex toys out in the parking lot. But, I was piiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssed and those dildos got the brunt of my angerrz!

[Mittenz]

ahahaha i was wondering... WHY THE PARKING LOT??

[Elle Diabla]

it's the closest thing!

i would have DIED if I heard a thunk as if one landed on someone's car! omg...

I did that with a dead bird once, not too long ago, I laughed so effing hard, I had to kneel down to prevent myself from peeing, (and waking the neighbors, since it was like 1 AM).

[Mittenz]

im agine the dildo landed on someone? or a small child?\\aaaaaaahahahaha

flying dildoez mommy!

[Elle Diabla]

lmfao@you throwing dildos out of your place that high up! hahahahha.

[Elle Diabla]

btw, this was like at 2 AM or something!

[Mittenz]

i know... im in bed... house negro is on the couch ... and im not even tired

[Elle Diabla]

no, i meant this psycho dildo frenzy happened at like 2 AM. I'm not real tired, but I'm sure that I'll be dead in the morning, plus I has major cramps, so I must beez off.

Oh, one time I was super pissed, so I took my meat cutting scissors and chopped up this softer dildo that he got and I hated. I made sure to leave the pieces on top so he could see all the little pieces and just KNOW how into it I was. :D

[Lashana]

GOD LIAM NEVER BUY THIS WOMAN A DILDO AGAIN.

#1 dildo killer

[Mittenz]

ooooooohhh ahahaha
u threw it out @ 2ammmmmmmmmm

lol @ all the dildos you massacre!!!

[Elle Diabla]

GOD LIAM NEVER BUY THIS WOMAN A DILDO AGAIN.

#1 dildo killer


Well he never gives me a choice. All a suddenz a box of dildos and giant ass plugs shows up at the doorstep and suddenly my netheregions are a playground!

[Elle Diabla]

ooooooohhh ahahaha
u threw it out @ 2ammmmmmmmmm

lol @ all the dildos you massacre!!!


can you IMAGINE the people who walked out there in the morning?????????????????????

Holy shit, I'd have paid money to have been able to sit behind the blind and peek out at their faces! LMAOOOOOOOO

[Elle Diabla]

good night, for realzllskjfkldsfjklfjad

[Puddin Taine]

Well he never gives me a choice. All a suddenz a box of dildos and giant ass plugs shows up at the doorstep and suddenly my netheregions are a playground!

Hey!

I ordered the small one, and they sent a massive one.. not my fault!!

[LateNiteTV]

for those of you who dont see the problem with IBS and buttsecks. think of diarrhea all over your stomach, dick, and legs as soon as youve finished. then think of the mess all over the floor. then think of what youre supposed to tell your friends when this happens are their party and you didnt *think* to bring a change of clothes.

[Lashana]

eTo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. good god. did she run away crying???

meh, i don't get buttsecks anyways. god gave us a pussyhole for you to jam your rods in, STAY OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE. unless, you're using your finger or tongue, i definitely <3 my salad being tossed.

[LateNiteTV]

she definately left and didnt come back.
i wont put my tongue near a butthole. ill eat some bomb pussy, but yeah, butthole....... not so much.

[Lashana]

she definately left and didnt come back.
i wont put my tongue near a butthole. ill eat some bomb pussy, but yeah, butthole....... not so much.

you've never had a girl sit on your face and been tempted to lick her bootyhole?? it feels soooooo good when a guy laps back and forth between your pussyhole and bootyhole. have your gf take a long bath using soapy finger technique, lol, afterwards go to town, oh make sure she shaves her bootyhole, hairy bootyhole = gross! no need to stick your tongue IN her bootyhole, you can simply lightly lick the area. i remember when a guy i was dating and i had sex for the 1st time and i asked him if he had ever licked a bootyhole, he said "heck no, it will smell", so i proceeded to stick my finger up my ass (LOL!!) and i put it in his nose to smell. he loudly says "it doesn't smell like poop", i said "good deal, now get to lickin". proper cleaning and booty licking is no biggie, i'd say you're more likely to have a gross experience having anal. a male friend of mine once told me he stuck his dick in a girl's ass and as he pulled it out a chunk of poop was on his dick, LOL.

[Lashana]

tmi, but i've eaten ass, both women and men (you can laugh now), never had a bad experience. especially directly after swimming, perfect timing because your bootyhole has been soaking for like an hour or two, lol. close your eyes you would never even know you are licking an area crap exits from.

[Lashana]

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[Elle Diabla]

ooooooohhh ahahaha
u threw it out @ 2ammmmmmmmmm

lol @ all the dildos you massacre!!!

I didn't kill any of MY toys!!

[Elle Diabla]

Hey!

I ordered the small one, and they sent a massive one.. not my fault!!

lmao. I will never believe thisssssssssssssssssss.

[Lashana]

FUCK YOU POSTING THAT!!!!!

juli please remove. :tapfoot:

lol

[Elle Diabla]

YOU FUCKERS KEEP RUINING THIS THREAD!

NO POOPY ALLOWED IN DIS HERE THREAD! :flipoff:

[LateNiteTV]

lmao ilu.

[Elle Diabla]

for those of you who dont see the problem with IBS and buttsecks. think of diarrhea all over your stomach, dick, and legs as soon as youve finished. then think of the mess all over the floor. then think of what youre supposed to tell your friends when this happens are their party and you didnt *think* to bring a change of clothes.


I'm throwing up right now.

[LateNiteTV]

it was bad. i was seriously in shock. like........ "wtf do i do now?"

[Mittenz]

omg u were serious about the IBS???

[LateNiteTV]

yes. i was actually on Love Line talking to Dr. Drew and Striker about it a while ago.

[Mittenz]

omg shut up!! what did they say?
did they LOL?

[LateNiteTV]

they were speechless. they asked me if i had used lube..... which i had not... i used spit and they said that the excess moisture could have triggered it. lolololol.

[Elle Diabla]

it was bad. i was seriously in shock. like........ "wtf do i do now?"
you seriously had shit all over you , dude?

OMFG, DID YOU GET ON AIR WITH DR. DREW??




Wait, Dr. Drew is still on...?

[LateNiteTV]

i talked to them like 1.5 years ago. yeah i was on the air. they laughed their asses off.

[Elle Diabla]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT IS EPIC!!

[LateNiteTV]

oh it was. the girls name is Rachel Hill. i will remember her FOREVER!!!

[Elle Diabla]

lmao @ you mentioning her name here after your last fiasco with me.

Don't worry, I don't care to see the loose chuted shitter girl!

[LateNiteTV]

lolololol i dont care if you find pics of this one.

the other one......... i would fucking marry tomorrow. ilher.... but for some reason she thinks i have drug and drinking problems.

[Elle Diabla]

DENIAL.

[LateNiteTV]

who me?
i like to party. :thumbup:
if drugs happen to be there....... welllllll............ GET IN MY BELLY!!!

[Elle Diabla]

hahhaha. Hold a job, that's good! :thumbup:

[LateNiteTV]

hold a job??? what???
well, if you must know. im actually a gas station attendant.

[Elle Diabla]

lollllllllllllllll

[LateNiteTV]

hey, i make $7.25/hr.
baller.

[Mae]

I can't even count the times I've been high at work

[LateNiteTV]

....

[Mae]

Makes the time go by faster

[SRsee]

meh, i don't get buttsecks anyways. god gave us a pussyhole for you to jam your rods in, STAY OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE. unless, you're using your finger or tongue, i definitely <3 my salad being tossed.
I agree, all butt sex is good for .. is loosening up your spinctor muscles so that when you're 50 .. you need a diaper to catch the shit your butthole can't hold in any longer.

Fuck that shit. If my pussy isnt enough for someone .. they can find someone else .. or get put in jail, plenty of asshole for them to plug in there.

Nothing is more unsexy .. than having sex and then the guy wants to fuck your ass, all I can envision are gay dudes fucking and jail house sex .. it totally turns me off and the mood is over at that point. Not hot at all imo.

Then you have the mess to think about .. who knows when/if it might happen .. that ruins the mood for me, just thinking about the possibility of that happening. I prefer to not set myself up for mortification.

I don't want their tongue in my ass either .. wtf, shit comes out of that .. like i would EVER let someone kiss me after that. FUCK NO! Fucking nasty shit.

[LateNiteTV]

access denied?!?!?!?!?!?!
wait til i get u drunk ;) :thumbup:

[SRsee]

HAHA .. you better bring your big wallet stud muffin LOL

[LateNiteTV]

oh i have a big wallet. the only thing is that its empty!!!

[SRsee]

lol then you're gonna have a hard time getting me drunk .. that peach snapps ain't gonna cut it mister LMAO ;) ;)

[LateNiteTV]

i guess ill have to break out the hard stuff.
rufies.
:D
:p

[SRsee]

lol ... ur aweful LOL .. I love it :naughty:

[Mae]

i guess ill have to break out the hard stuff.
rufies.
:D
:p
I'll try rufies. That sounds like fun

[Elle Diabla]

Nothing is more unsexy .. than having sex and then the guy wants to fuck your ass, all I can envision are gay dudes fucking and jail house sex .. it totally turns me off and the mood is over at that point. Not hot at all imo.

.


pretty much

[LateNiteTV]

I'll try rufies. That sounds like fun

if your idea of fun is passing out and being raped then waking up the next day with your butthole hurting and not being able to remember why... then yes, it does sound like fun.

[VitaMerlini]

if your idea of fun is passing out and being raped then waking up the next day with your butthole hurting and not being able to remember why... then yes, it does sound like fun.

My Saturday night plans.....

[§têllå]

I <3 butt secks.

However, it's not something you can do any ol' time. Your guts have to be in proper form and I'd think this chick would have been able to tell ahead of time if she was ready or not. Perhaps she was trying to impress you so she forced herself to do it? I have borderline IBS and I can usually tell if something's not right lol.

[Mae]

Yeah, I'm scared of buttsecks:ohmy:

[Mae]

but taking rufies alone at home...I'll do that

[SRsee]

roofies aren't fun tho .. they just make you forget and leave you with a hangover lol

[Mae]

I want to forget

[Pillowpants]

Since my wife and I have gotten back together we've been exploring more things sexually. She's always been into buttsecks but we haven't done it in years. So we recently made a trip to a sex shop and bought this shit called Anal Eze. Well we had a little weekend get away at the beach recently and started to get a little frisky in the shower. Well she told me to go get the AE and I put a TON on her asshole. I proceeded to enter and I guess I put WAY to much on. Basically the shit numbs your asshole. Well I guess I put too much on her asshole and it instantly numbed my dick as well.. Instant burning and softness.

[Elle Diabla]

Really? It numbs the arear???

[Pillowpants]

haha yea it NUMBS the sphincter. Put also effectively can numb a dick also. Strange feelings after I got past the burning.

[SRsee]

Strange feelings after I got past the burning.
This does not even remotely make me want to apply this to my body lol. A burning honey pot is not a happy honey pot.

[Pillowpants]

lol well she didnt say anything about it burning her.

[Elle Diabla]

Interesting. I've tried this anal eaze stuff and don't recall the numbing. Maybe it was a diff. kind. In any case, can't stand anal. I get really nervous about having a stretched ass. lolz

PRESERVATION BITCHESTH!

[Pillowpants]

Well we don't do it often or even regularly. Just if we're in a really kinky mood. We used the AE once with limited application which caused no numbing on me and was ok for her.

On a side note another funny anal story (not my experience) I saw once in a porn this chick was going ass to mouth but she had to pick and flick a little turd nugget off the guys dick before she sucked it.

I turned it off at that point as I almost vomited.

[SRsee]

Interesting. I've tried this anal eaze stuff and don't recall the numbing. Maybe it was a diff. kind. In any case, can't stand anal. I get really nervous about having a stretched ass. lolz

PRESERVATION BITCHESTH!
No shit, right .. I have many gay friends .. and they talk about how when they (gay dudes) get older they have to either have anal surgery to repair their asshole or they have to wear diapers (sooner than most people) because it stretches their spinctor out .. and they can't stop themselves from shitting on themselves.

Not only that, but if you let a guy stick it in your ass and he happens to put it back in your vagina for even a few seconds .. you risk getting a wicked infection from it.

Fuck that. I know guys don't care, because they don't have to deal with it .. but I say fuck them .. I'm not dealing with it either just so they can feel a few minutes of pleasure. assholes

[Pillowpants]

Exactly SRsee pleasured assholes!

[Elle Diabla]

Charles, I just threw up.

SRsee, I dun hearz ya.

[Pillowpants]

lol why Juli?

[Elle Diabla]

lol why Juli?

your anal poopy story.

[Pillowpants]

Yea it was disturbing to see that in porn.. Should've been edited out LOL.

[Rico Suave]

No shit, right .. I have many gay friends .. and they talk about how when they (gay dudes) get older they have to either have anal surgery to repair their asshole or they have to wear diapers (sooner than most people) because it stretches their spinctor out .. and they can't stop themselves from shitting on themselves.

Not only that, but if you let a guy stick it in your ass and he happens to put it back in your vagina for even a few seconds .. you risk getting a wicked infection from it.

Fuck that. I know guys don't care, because they don't have to deal with it .. but I say fuck them .. I'm not dealing with it either just so they can feel a few minutes of pleasure. assholes

You fucken' prudes. All of yous. Ass to mouth ftw!

[§têllå]

lol

For homosexual men, I can definitely see how years upon years of frequent anal poundings can stretch out teh butt - not to mention the use of butt plugs, fists and other various objects. But the occasional booty bang isn't going to force you to don diapers in your 40's ffs. You womenz spit out babies and you're not worried about that orifice stretching out? :p

[Elle Diabla]

lol

For homosexual men, I can definitely see how years upon years of frequent anal poundings can stretch out teh butt - not to mention the use of butt plugs, fists and other various objects. But the occasional booty bang isn't going to force you to don diapers in your 40's ffs. You womenz spit out babies and you're not worried about that orifice stretching out? :p

I was, but nothing's changed down there. With my ass, I get nervous. lmao

[Pillowpants]

You tell em Stella, you tell these wimmenz how to take it up the ass! :thumbup:

[Elle Diabla]

Can we stick a dildo up yours and make you sucky? :D

[Pillowpants]

Only my precious wolf dildo.

Hey no one is forcing you to suck it after the ass banging, that's just optional.

[Elle Diabla]

lmao@wolf dildo


Epic times.

[Pillowpants]

I should retake my "dick" pic for all the new ladies here!

[§têllå]

I was, but nothing's changed down there. With my ass, I get nervous. lmao
Yeah I have no firsthand experience. I've just heard stories I guess. And those negative stories have stuck with me but I still plan on baking one behbeh in mah oven one day.
You tell em Stella, you tell these wimmenz how to take it up the ass! :thumbup:
Damn straight.

I'll have them taking it up the tailpipe like a pro in no time. :p

[Pillowpants]

Stella all wimmenz should have that mentality. You are a diamond in the rough. =)

[Rico Suave]

I should retake my "dick" pic for all the new ladies here!

Is your last name Harris?

[§têllå]

Stella all wimmenz should have that mentality. You are a diamond in the rough. =)
Oh, it didn't happen overnight tho. That's fo sho lol.

But thx!

[Rico Suave]

I hate that term Diamond in the Rough. That phrase is so overly abused by Realtors when describing properties that aren't worth shit to anybody. I'd be offended, Stella. ;)

[§têllå]

I take what I can get, Rico. :o

[Rico Suave]

Attitudes of mild desperation are so hot to us guys.

[§têllå]

Attitudes of mild desperation are so hot to us guys.
Feeble attempts at sarcasm make me damp.

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[Rico Suave]

Feeble attempts at sarcasm make me damp.

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Meow. :unsure:

[§têllå]

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:)

[Elle Diabla]

Yeah I have no firsthand experience. I've just heard stories I guess. And those negative stories have stuck with me but I still plan on baking one behbeh in mah oven one day.

Damn straight.

I'll have them taking it up the tailpipe like a pro in no time. :p

I hold my pee - a LOT, that might help with the vag muscles. :thumbup:

[§têllå]

Oh me too!
Cast iron bladder ftw.

[Rico Suave]

I hold my pee - a LOT, that might help with the vag muscles. :thumbup:

If Liam is sticking his cock up your bladder, I think you guys are doing it wrong.

[Elle Diabla]

You tard. Frequent flexing of your vag mucles strengthens them!

Ever heard of Kegels?

[§têllå]

oooop!

I'm doing them nao heh.

[Rico Suave]

You tard. Frequent flexing of your vag mucles strengthens them!

Ever heard of Kegels?

AFAIK that's a completely different set of muscles.

[SRsee]

I hold my pee - a LOT, that might help with the vag muscles. :thumbup:
Actually that will end up stretching your bladdar, which will in return cause you to have bladder infections (due to your bladder not draining properly.

Stopping and starting your pee mid stream, in mid burst .. helps strengthen your vag muscles though. Being able to stop while in full throttle pissing with no drips = win! :thumbup:

lol

You womenz spit out babies and you're not worried about that orifice stretching out? :p

Last time I checked an anatomy book .. that oriface was pre-designed to be able stretch out and snap back to it's original shape .. when in regards to both inward AND outward bound traffic .. not so much with the asshole. It wasn't DESIGNED for inward bound traffic.

[SRsee]

AFAIK that's a completely different set of muscles.
You are wrong sir .. go talk to any gynocologist and he will tell you after you've had a baby .. to practice squeezing those muscles .. and that when you can hold pee after you've started with no drips .. you're back to "normal".

[Elle Diabla]

Actually that will end up stretching your bladdar, which will in return cause you to have bladder infections (due to your bladder not draining properly.

Stopping and starting your pee mid stream, in mid burst .. helps strengthen your vag muscles though. Being able to stop while in full throttle pissing with no drips = win! :thumbup:





The bold is said to do the same, (cause infection).

Either case, never had one.

[Elle Diabla]

AFAIK that's a completely different set of muscles.


lmao. no

[SRsee]

The bold is said to do the same, (cause infection).

Either case, never had one.
Never heard that stopping peeing would cause one .. as long as you don't just stop and hold for indefinate periods of time .. I'm talking like ..... STOP!, ok GO! now.. STOP, ok GO! type stopping LMAO

That's actually what my doctor suggested.

[Rico Suave]

Never heard that stopping peeing would cause one .. as long as you don't just stop and hold for indefinate periods of time .. I'm talking like ..... STOP!, ok GO! now.. STOP, ok GO! type stopping LMAO

That's actually what my doctor suggested.

Actually I've been doing those exercises for years. But for a different reason.

[SRsee]

You have a vagina? hmm, things make a lot more sense now. Carry on.

[Rico Suave]

You have a vagina? hmm, things make a lot more sense now. Carry on.

I was gonna explain why but as I was typing I got embarrassed. :blush:

[SRsee]

Hey, I don't respect you any less as a person just because you have a vajayjay lol

[Rico Suave]

I don't know where you got the whole vagina thing from. I quoted your excerpt about the starting and stopping of peeing. Guys pee too, you know. Or may be they don't teach that where you're from.

[SRsee]

aTo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. now don't go getting all testes

[Rico Suave]

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[Mae]

So, I have to explain why I haven't been around.
So, Joey and I broke up in July. But we were still living together. I was torn between making it work and making myself move on. He was talking about where he was going to live when he left. And so on...
I went out with random guys. Did stuff I'm not proud of. My brother's best friend came home from Iraq. He came over one night after being at a bar. I had been drinking and popping Ambiens. Joey was gone house sitting. So me and this guy have sex like twice that night. He leaves and I pass out. I have like two flashes of memory of that night. Ugh.
Next thing I know is I'm waking up to Joey coming thru the front door. I realize I haven't cleaned up from the night before. I'm walking around the apartment in a daze. Completely hung over. I walk in the bedroom. Joey follows me, still oblivious. Then we both see the condom wrappers on the floor. The guy's watch and sunglasses are on the nightstand. I stand there like a dumb bitch. Joey goes into a blind rage. Breaks many many things. He packs up random shit and leaves. There is a lot of crying on his part. I'm dumbfounded, CUZ HE BROKE UP WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCKKK?????????? He's still acting like the victim. For the most part we are back together. But still don't sleep together. He sleeps on the floor in the office. I sleep on the couch. The bed is made and beautiful in the bedroom. No one sleeps there. So I stopped going anywhere. Stopped talking to anyone. Stopped going on the computer. Thanksgiving was my first social outing since. You don't have to tell me. I KNOW this has "disfunction" written ALL OVER IT.

[Mae]

I've been waiting to tell this story for like five weeks.:huh:

[VitaMerlini]

So, I have to explain why I haven't been around.
So, Joey and I broke up in July. But we were still living together. I was torn between making it work and making myself move on. He was talking about where he was going to live when he left. And so on...
I went out with random guys. Did stuff I'm not proud of. My brother's best friend came home from Iraq. He came over one night after being at a bar. I had been drinking and popping Ambiens. Joey was gone house sitting. So me and this guy have sex like twice that night. He leaves and I pass out. I have like two flashes of memory of that night. Ugh.
Next thing I know is I'm waking up to Joey coming thru the front door. I realize I haven't cleaned up from the night before. I'm walking around the apartment in a daze. Completely hung over. I walk in the bedroom. Joey follows me, still oblivious. Then we both see the condom wrappers on the floor. The guy's watch and sunglasses are on the nightstand. I stand there like a dumb bitch. Joey goes into a blind rage. Breaks many many things. He packs up random shit and leaves. There is a lot of crying on his part. I'm dumbfounded, CUZ HE BROKE UP WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCKKK?????????? He's still acting like the victim. For the most part we are back together. But still don't sleep together. He sleeps on the floor in the office. I sleep on the couch. The bed is made and beautiful in the bedroom. No one sleeps there. So I stopped going anywhere. Stopped talking to anyone. Stopped going on the computer. Thanksgiving was my first social outing since. You don't have to tell me. I KNOW this has "disfunction" written ALL OVER IT.


yowza!