The diet thread

[Elle Diabla]

Yes, the infamous diet thread.

Not so much about BEING on a diet, but rather your eating habits, discuss food, etc...

[VitaMerlini]

lol personally I live on quorn, thats basically my main diet.

As for actual dieting, I did quite well yest, lost 6lbs in one day but that was mainly because I didnt eat at all and was running around all day in work!

[Pillowpants]

What's a diet?

[VitaMerlini]

As for actual dieting, I did quite well yest, lost 6lbs in one day but that was mainly because I didnt eat at all and was running around all day in work!


This is a lie. I actually only lost 3lbs, turns out my scales were on something lol!

Still I'm quite happy with my 3lbs, now only 4lbs to go before I fit into my dress!

[LateNiteTV]

i like my food how i like my women: cheap and easy.

[Elle Diabla]

DEAR LORD AT THESE NON ENGLISH SPEAKER FUCKERS WORKING MY FOODZ AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pillowpants]

I like my food how I like my women too... fatty and greasy!

[LateNiteTV]

DEAR LORD AT THESE NON ENGLISH SPEAKER FUCKERS WORKING MY FOODZ AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shut up beaner.:biggrin:

[Rico Suave]

shut up beaner.:biggrin:

I have it on good authority that she's Jewish. Actually.

[Elle Diabla]

lmaoo

Anyway, went to friggin Panera all this week for various food items. Well today, ALL I FUCKING WANTED WAS THE MUTHERSHITTEN ASIAN SALAD.

THE ONLY KICKER WAS, I WAS I WANTED THE HALF CESAR DRESSING, INSTEAD OF THE ASIAN SHIT.

WELL. I might as well have asked them to cook me up some DOG and chop it up for this salad.

So, pretty much I ended up causing a danged fiasco over at the pickup area, EVEN THOUGH I saw the manager go over and tell them "half cesar dressing for this one."

BUT THAT DIDN'T MATTER!

Because these retards decided to chat/argue amongst themselves about the request. Pretty much what I got out of the little chat was "noo" "not come on it" "not right" "no! cesSAH dressing!" "what?"


JUST DO WHAT THE BIG GUY TOLD YOU TO DO!!


So, I ask, "is this the half cesar dressing? Not the asian?"

"NO, NOW YOU WUNT ASHUN?!"

"No, I was just confirming that it was the cesar, since it looks like the asian."

"YOU WUNT ASHUN?!"

"NO. Can you tell me what this is?"

*hold up containers*

'THAT ASHUN!"

"Yes, and I asked for Cesar"

"NO, YOU ASK FO ASHUN!"

"NO. Nevermind, please, can you just grab a cesar back there?"

"IT COME WIF ASHUN!!"

"I asked for Cesar, ma'am!"

"YOU HAVE ASHUN THOUGH"










*SHOOTS EVERYONE*


OK, no not really, but, at that point, I went off and said, "LOOK, CAN YOU JUST TAKE THIS AND GRAB SOME CESAR AND CALL IT A DONE DEAL HERE?!"

"BUT THIS IS ASHUN!"

....................


"OH NEVERMIND, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M SAYING, DO YOU?!!"


...as I storm out...

"BUT, MISS, SALAD COME WITH ASHUN!!"

[VitaMerlini]

lol! Well, whaddya expect from minimum-wage highschool dropout food servers?

[Elle Diabla]

Noooo, friggin retards that can't speak english!!!

[Rico Suave]

lol! Well, whaddya expect from minimum-wage highschool dropout food servers?

Boat people don't go to High School.

[Elle Diabla]

hahahahahaha, yep!!!

[VitaMerlini]

lol they were boat people? I didnt know that! lol I am really behind on American culture!

[Rico Suave]

Oh man.. I got a good one. *searches files*

[Janebiotch]

damn juli


smh

[Elle Diabla]

SO. I go there after work with my son to get a mango smoothie for a treat for him and I. The manager was there and he said to me, "Oh heyyy, I'm so glad you came back!" He apologized for the trouble and gave me the smoothie for free. :)


THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERBITCHES!

[Evan]

My diet entails me eating and drinking whatever I desire and still being a bean pole.

[Elle Diabla]

Well, I'm proudly posting that my son/almost 4 year old is actually eating chopped up baby carrots and cucumbers with ranch right now. Yay!

[Puddin Taine]

ranch???

wtf... he doesn't need that!!


seriously... he's needs to healthy food not the crap that we eat..

[Elle Diabla]

the fuck it wrong with you?

The food "we" eat? I don't eat the same shit you do.

Nothing wrong with a bit of ranch to get him to even EAT vegetables.

[Mittenz]

a little ranch with their baby carrots isnt bad at all

[Elle Diabla]

exactly. DRENCHED is different, a tad to add taste to even GET him to start eating veggies is totally nothing.

[Mittenz]

we have packaged baby carrots that come with blue cheese or ranch dressing already packed inside. marketed for kids.

[Elle Diabla]

yea same. But, unfortunately, we can't look to prepackaged foods as an example. Case inpoint: Lunchables.

The boxed lunch that includes every preservative, food dye and the highest sodium levels known to man.

[Mittenz]

ive never had lunchables, but that shit looks gross. lol @ 45 day old sealed balony and cheese.

my son loves carrots.

[Elle Diabla]

OMG, it's sooooo disgusting.

A few years ago, when I was in OH, I saw an assload of those in the fridge. My ex told me that he gave my daughter one every day for her lunch! :( :( !

[Elle Diabla]

Holy crap...Word to the wise, if you are not used to eating stuff like cheeseburgers and what not, BEWARE!!

We went to eat at Fuddrucker's because we were craving a good burger...I'm not used to eating this stuff...and I chowed down on an AWESOME burger and fries. I was in pain all night!!! Didn't get the best night of sleep and felt crappy all day today, too.

[Elle Diabla]

EVERY GOTDAMN THING I EAT MAKES ME RETARDEDLY SICK TO MY STOMACH. THEN JUST FEEL SHITTY THE REST OF THE DAY/NIGHT.

My organs are cursed.

[LateNiteTV]

ur preggo.

[Elle Diabla]

It's not that kind of sick.

+ FUCKKKKKKKK NO.