OMG, I think Im dying

[Mittenz]

i feel so fucking sick right now
i just puked in my bathroom
i feel weak
and i have brutal cramps
i can hardly walk :(
im using my super hot laptop as a hot compress on my abdomen.

omg i feel like death is like hanging out in my living room waiting to take me away...:huh:

[Pillowpants]

karma for your hostility towards fat people?

[Mittenz]

omg totally.

fuck you fattiesssssss

fuck you alllllllll

[Pillowpants]

Rofl

[Pillowpants]

Aww don't die Taco.. even though you hate me because I'm fat I still love you!

[Mittenz]

im gonna feed you salads and water
u will thank me in the end.

[Pillowpants]

If only it were that easy.

[LateNiteTV]

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[Elle Diabla]

i feel so fucking sick right now
i just puked in my bathroom
i feel weak
and i have brutal cramps
i can hardly walk :(
im using my super hot laptop as a hot compress on my abdomen.

omg i feel like death is like hanging out in my living room waiting to take me away...:huh:


OMG! TaKE STUFF. 10 Midol, drink LOTS of water. And make sure you take a multivitamin with magnesium in it every month. It cuts your pain and suff. in half, plus you need it, anyway.

Drink warm stuff, too. Do anything that's indulgent, even little stuff, to help you feel better overall.

:( :( :( :(

[Pillowpants]

lol wat?

[VitaMerlini]

Has Auntie Flo come for a visit?

[LateNiteTV]

aunt flo is such a cock blocking whore.

[Rico Suave]

aunt flo is such a cock blocking whore.

Think of it as red lube.

[Pillowpants]

My wife calls it Cranberry juice...

[Rico Suave]

My wife calls it Cranberry juice...

Tasty.

[LateNiteTV]

more like mild sauce.

[Pillowpants]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Mittenz]

Has Auntie Flo come for a visit?

yes that whore pulled up in a red corvette

:angry::angry::angry::angry:

the pain

[LateNiteTV]

yes that whore pulled up in a red corvette

:angry::angry::angry::angry:

the pain

want me to kiss it better?

[Pillowpants]

um ew

[Rico Suave]

um ew

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[VitaMerlini]

I usually call it 'having the painters in'.

Luckily I haven't been 'redecorated' for a few years now lol

[Mittenz]

Vivian!!
rub your chocha on my face. maybe i'll feel better

PS:
baby wipes are your friend.
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[Rico Suave]

Vivian!!
rub your chocha on my face. maybe i'll feel better

PS:
baby wipes are your friend.
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Fuck that. You bitches need Snatch Wipes.

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[DandyAndy]

I would earn my red wings with Taco Bella

[LateNiteTV]

i would earn my red wings with natasha.

[Rico Suave]

i would earn my red wings with natasha.

Oh. She'll hurt ya.

[DandyAndy]

i would earn my red wings with natasha.

I have a feeling, with something that size, you would earn not just res wings, but the entire NHL

[Janebiotch]

oh snap

[Janebiotch]

who in the hell came up with the new always "have a happy period" campaign?

fuck off with you and your happy period shit :thumbdown:

pfft

[VitaMerlini]

Vivian!!
rub your chocha on my face. maybe i'll feel better

PS:
baby wipes are your friend.
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Anythings possible lol!

I'm totally clean down there - what are you implying?? ;)

[Mittenz]

i feel better today.
thank you all for your kind words.
vivian, i need some lovin.

[Pillowpants]

Well thank god you're feeling better, by all means we wouldn't want you feeling bad.

[Mittenz]

werd

[VitaMerlini]

i feel better today.
thank you all for your kind words.
vivian, i need some lovin.


Well in that case, you know my rates, my dear!! :wub:

[Mittenz]

bwhahaahaa ayou whore.
i love it.

$3000 for one week with me.
sounds like a great deal.
i wear the strap on.

[VitaMerlini]

bwhahaahaa ayou whore.
i love it.

$3000 for one week with me.
sounds like a great deal.
i wear the strap on.

Book the tickets, I'm coming to get you!!!!!!

And of course you do - you didnt think I would actually do any of the work did you? lol

[Mittenz]

lazy twat.
im falling deeper and deeper

next on my agenda:

purchase red lumber jacket
and get bulldyke mullet haircut.

[VitaMerlini]

yay! I can lend you a lumber jacket though if you need one!

Not that you'll be wearing much, if you get my drift ;)

[Rico Suave]

lazy twat.
im falling deeper and deeper

next on my agenda:

purchase red lumber jacket
and get bulldyke mullet haircut.

I'm uninviting you to my orgy.

[VitaMerlini]

Hey, none of the cool kids are going to your orgy anyway! lol

Me and Edward will have our own little orgy - no men allowed! :P

[Mittenz]

Hey, none of the cool kids are going to your orgy anyway! lol

Me and Edward will have our own little orgy - no men allowed! :P\


this is exactly why you and i will rub chochas together while sipping champaigne. this is why i keep you on the fucking payroll viavian.

i fucking love you!

[VitaMerlini]

lol thanks! I love you[r money] too! :)

[Mittenz]

lol. you're making me lol.
this is a good sign.
edward is usually grumpy til ge dets a dose of his firecrotch

yay

[VitaMerlini]

lol well dose away - I have 15minutes to kill while I burn the chips for tonights tea!

[Mittenz]

*slurp slurp*

mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM firecrotch !

[VitaMerlini]

lol! ohmygod, I am really having to resist having sex with myself. I'm just too goshdarned irresistable! lol

And also, my chips are almost ready. Theyre turning a nice shade of black!

EDIT: I feel being an e-prostitute has changed me in strange ways. :(

[Mittenz]

wtf are chips???

[VitaMerlini]

they're like things that you eat. They have potato in them......

[Mittenz]

like french fries?

[VitaMerlini]

yeah exactly! Except we Brits call 'em chips!

[Janebiotch]

they're like things that you eat. They have potato in them......


i LOL'd