ITT Taco Bella Talks About Taking Cock Up The Ass

[Peyton]

Every time I read your sig this song runs through my head!

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YouTube - Meet the Feebles - The Sodomy Song (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[Mittenz]

next time i have anal sex, im going to play this awesomeness in the background. it will be my theme song. my anal theme song!!

[Elle Diabla]

I thought you were anti anal regionz?

[DandyAndy]

I heard this morning that 14% of teens have had anal sex. I imagine in 20 or 30 years, depends will be a good investment. All those tired sphincters will leak chocolate sauce like a champ

[Elle Diabla]

Grody.

[Elle Diabla]

I'd not like to think of my oldest's parts working in a sexual fashion, like at all. :/

[DandyAndy]

I think the large percentage of the receivers are chicks. You know, so they can stay a virgin. I honestly don't understand how women can enjoy it.

[Elle Diabla]

I do not. But the fact that these kids nowadays are a bunch of worthless girls, who give in to guys so easily makes me so sick.

[Mittenz]

I thought you were anti anal regionz?

im not 100% against it.
lately, ive been digging it ;)

[Puddin Taine]

:cryII:

[Mittenz]

why is Liam crying :(

[Elle Diabla]

:cryII:

*looks for anallight online*


(as opposed to fleshlight, yea)

[Elle Diabla]

why is Liam crying :(

because he wishes his penis could enter my anular regions about 4 times a week.

[Mittenz]

because he wishes his penis could enter my anular regions about 4 times a week.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!


btw: i felt the inside of the flesh light with my finger the other day and DAMN that shit is soft!!!

[DandyAndy]

So, Kiki, what is it that you like about it? (Or any of our other posterss who enjoy getting it up the poop chute)

[Mantra]

So, Kiki, what is it that you like about it? (Or any of our other posterss who enjoy getting it up the poop chute)

Yes... Please post encouraging words that I can forward to my wife. She just doesn't seem to believe me when I tell her it'll be the awesomerest thing she'll ever do.

[Mittenz]

i think i mostly like how much the housenegro loves it.
yes it hurts... AT FISRT.. then it gets easier... and its usually how ..uhm... we finish off.. know what I mean


should this thread be moved to the sexy times forums:confused:

[Puddin Taine]

because he wishes his penis could enter my anular regions about 4 times a week.

just once a month or 2 would suffice... :(

[Puddin Taine]

i think i mostly like how much the housenegro loves it.



:crybaby:

[Mittenz]

:crybaby:

lmfao!!!!

come on juli!!! be a toilet trooper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evan]

i know a girl or two who actually like it.

[Mittenz]

LMFAOOOO @ the new thread title!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Puddin Taine]

LMFAOOOO @ the new thread title!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought you would like it... And I'm pretty sure Diego is going to love it ;)

[Mittenz]

:(
i dunno.. he's already mad at ME cuz Rico Suave said our child was shit or whatever he said.

[Elle Diabla]

just once a month or 2 would suffice... :(

IF we could stick by this, an dI would not have to endure random finger pokes at my butt while cooking, doing dishes, etc. OR random begging during the act, I would oblige! :thumbup:

[Elle Diabla]

lmfao!!!!

come on juli!!! be a toilet trooper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING LOLLLLLLL

[Evan]

:(
i dunno.. he's already mad at ME cuz Rico Suave said our child was shit or whatever he said.

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAA

[Evan]

IF we could stick by this, an dI would not have to endure random finger pokes at my butt while cooking, doing dishes, etc. OR random begging during the act, I would oblige! :thumbup:

Those are random acts of love. You should be more appreciative.

[Puddin Taine]

IF we could stick by this, an dI would not have to endure random finger pokes at my butt while cooking, doing dishes, etc. OR random begging during the act, I would oblige! :thumbup:

Deal!

We start tonight! :D

[Mittenz]

IF we could stick by this, an dI would not have to endure random finger pokes at my butt while cooking, doing dishes, etc. OR random begging during the act, I would oblige! :thumbup:



LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Elle Diabla]

Deal!

We start tonight! :Dfucking LOL! As SOON as I saw that you replied to this thread, I knew what it said even before I opened it.

[Elle Diabla]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

<3 <3

[Puddin Taine]

We should do it on webcam so Kiki can give you encouragement and pointers, Juli :)

[Puddin Taine]

fucking LOL! As SOON as I saw that you replied to this thread, I knew what it said even before I opened it.

We should be married. :)

[DandyAndy]

I can be an observer as well, I can use my knowledge as a medical practitioner to ensure nobody does anything permenantly damaging

[Elle Diabla]

We should do it on webcam so Kiki can give you encouragement and pointers, Juli :)

WOT? Kiki is new to this!

[Mittenz]

JULI:

you will need. TONS AND TONS of lube
and Liam needs to be super patient.
no ramming it up there. u can do some serious damage.
also... a glass of wine will help... (not up your ass) but it will relax you.
also a small but plug or some anal beads are a nice way to start out...
the beads are really comfortable and make it easier for when its peen time

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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[DandyAndy]

Didn't Stella say she enjoys having her rectum stretched?

[Mittenz]

yes. i believe her anus can pretty much yodel!

[Elle Diabla]

JULI:

you will need. TONS AND TONS of lube
and Liam needs to be super patient.
no ramming it up there. u can do some serious damage.
also... a glass of wine will help... (not up your ass) but it will relax you.
also a small but plug or some anal beads are a nice way to start out...
the beads are really comfortable and make it easier for when its peen time

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY



LOL. Thanks. :thumbup:

We've done it before, but I just learned to despise it, Perhaps the alcohol will help. :thumbup:

[Mittenz]

the wine mos def helps you loosen up.

my BFF uses poppers and so does my buddy Troy (hes gay)

Inhaling nitrites relaxes smooth muscles throughout the body, including the sphincter muscles of the anus and the vagina.[5] This causes the blood vessels to dilate (which causes a sudden drop in blood pressure), increases heart rate, and produces a sensation of heat and excitement that usually lasts for a couple of minutes.[8]

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[§têllå]

yes. i believe her anus can pretty much yodel!
:mad2:

[Mittenz]

:mad2:

:leave:

[§têllå]

wanna secks butts?

[Mittenz]

:wub:

[Puddin Taine]

WOT? Kiki is new to this!

I was thinking Lamaze type encouragement, but without the pushing..

[Puddin Taine]

We have all that stuff Kiki.. I think there's some other reason she doesn't like it..

[Mittenz]

breatheeeeeeeeee...

come on juli... you can do it... here comes the head....swoooooooosh


aaaaaaaaaaaahahhaahaah @ anal lamaze!

[Elle Diabla]

I'm worried about preservashunz!

[Mittenz]

We have all that stuff Kiki.. I think there's some other reason she doesn't like it..

tell her anal douching works wonders.

[Puddin Taine]

persevering what?

[Puddin Taine]

tell her anal douching works wonders.

I think it's a size issue :blush:

[Mittenz]

I think it's a size issue :blush:

NIGGA PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSE:pimpslap:

[Elle Diabla]

persevering what?

my anal regions.

[Puddin Taine]

my anal regions.

omg.. what do you think is going to happen? you need to learn more about the human body..

[Puddin Taine]

NIGGA PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSE:pimpslap:

lol
think laterally.

[Elle Diabla]

ummmm, anyone knows that it can get stretched out and stuff. You need to learn more about the human body.

[Puddin Taine]

lol.. yeah if you are screwing guys with donkey cocks every week!

[Mittenz]

a little anal here and there isnt gonna make you shit your pants in the near future.


you would have to do it ALL the timeeeeeeeee

[Elle Diabla]

lolzzzz

[Puddin Taine]

Today is the greatest day :)

[Mittenz]

you're welcome.

[Lashana]

what is it exactly you like so much about anal sex liam? the tightness? wrongness of fucking a hole unintended for a penis?

one of the reasons i dislike watching anal sex in porn is when the guy pulls out his dick and i am forced to see this HUGE gaping asshole that looks like i could hide grand canyon in it, ugh.

[Mittenz]

2 peens in the ass is heavenly.

[Lashana]

^^ WTF

[Mittenz]

^^ WTF

IM
JUST
KIDDING!!

[Lashana]

whew...

i can close my mouth now.

[Mittenz]

ur such a nerd!!!
lulz

plus its better to have one in the baginaz and one in the arse!

[Puddin Taine]

what is it exactly you like so much about anal sex liam? the tightness? wrongness of fucking a hole unintended for a penis?

one of the reasons i dislike watching anal sex in porn is when the guy pulls out his dick and i am forced to see this HUGE gaping asshole that looks like i could hide grand canyon in it, ugh.

Feels great. Gets me completely excited.

And I love gape :D

[Lashana]

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[Puddin Taine]

ur such a nerd!!!
lulz

plus its better to have one in the baginaz and one in the arse!

I'd do a MMF threesome with Juli so she could experience this.. But alas, she isn't interested.

[Mittenz]

im scared of a 3some with 2 men.
im petite and delicate.

[Lashana]

Feels great. Gets me completely excited.

And I love gape :D

what is gape?

oh god, you aren't talking about what i think you are talking about? are you? lol

[Lashana]

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[Puddin Taine]

:thumbup:

[Lashana]

GROSS

[Puddin Taine]

One man's junk is another man's treasure :D

[Lashana]

so kiki... can you cum from anal alone, or do you have housenegro twiddle your clit while having anal to cum? a friend of mine can come from anal alone, though she can't cum from being eaten out, crazy.

[Puddin Taine]

:thumbup2:

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[Lashana]

oh my!

besides your arousal from pulverizing ass, is there an added arousal if done by black penis?

[Lashana]

there is probably added wrongness if the girl has a small ass, like if she is small in size in general, makes her really look like she is being assraped.

do you enjoy licking ass liam? feels soooooo good.

[Puddin Taine]

oh my!

besides your arousal from pulverizing ass, is there an added arousal if done by black penis?

The contrast is cool..

[Elle Diabla]

I have an idea, let's just make every thread an asslicking, fucking, sucking, eating thread!

yay!

[Puddin Taine]

there is probably added wrongness if the girl has a small ass, like if she is small in size in general, makes her really look like she is being assraped.

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do you enjoy licking ass liam? feels soooooo good.

I love to lick Juli ass. But she thinks it's grotty.

[Puddin Taine]

I have an idea, let's just make every thread an asslicking, fucking, sucking, eating thread!

yay!

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

[Mittenz]

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eeww it looks like she is SHITTING out a giant log

[Puddin Taine]

eeww it looks like she is SHITTING out a giant log

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[Elle Diabla]

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

lolz

[DandyAndy]

I just can't understand how a woman can be turned on by it. There aren't any nerve clusters that are stimulated, and it isn't like chicks have a prostate

[Mittenz]

like i said its all about my man and how much he loves it.

[DandyAndy]

I see. I don't think I am interested iin trying it.

[Elle Diabla]

yea, pretty much.

Btw, fuck you Kiki, now I have ass duty tonight!

YOU'RE GUNNA PAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Mittenz]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha

whe you feel your asshole splitting in half in the size of a mini watermelon
i hope you screeeeeeam my name out with your fist to the air!

[Elle Diabla]

fcking LOL! It;s not that bad!! I just hate it! :/

[Lashana]

I just can't understand how a woman can be turned on by it. There aren't any nerve clusters that are stimulated, and it isn't like chicks have a prostate

women do have a prostate, it used to be called the skene's glands, but now has been determined to be the equivalent of a man's prostate for a woman. my friend bree can cum from anal sex alone, she says it feels really good. i remember a gay friend of mine years back telling me anal sex felt like taking a realllllly good shit, he was like "you know that feeling when you are sitting on the toilet after holding in your poo for a really long time and it feels like heaven as you feel it exiting"? "that's the feeling of anal sex". i have no idea if this is true, but i laughed at the comparison. LOL

[Mittenz]

so kiki... can you cum from anal alone, or do you have housenegro twiddle your clit while having anal to cum? a friend of mine can come from anal alone, though she can't cum from being eaten out, crazy.

no. there is no cummin from anal for me. like i said its mostly for the housenegro. but he does reach around and 'twiddle' (ahahahaahahaha) the ol' clit but i prefer to do it mah self.

w00t w00t

[PerroGrande]

I put it in a girl's butt this weekend. It was glorious.

[§têllå]

nerve clusters
lol@butt nerve clusters

[Mittenz]

JULIIIIIIIIIII

how was the anal seckz?????

[Puddin Taine]

lol!




I fail.. :(

[Mittenz]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaahaa

[Elle Diabla]

Wellll, it would be better, (if there is such a thing), if he didn't use all the toys, cuz, by the time the penis action happens, it's burning and I'm just too pissed off to be patient.
So...next time, no toyz in the ass.

[Mittenz]

use water based ANAL lubes or the really thick anal stuff.
i prefer this shit:
it looks ghetto but its nice and thick and smooth and i just love itttttttttttttttt

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[Elle Diabla]

astroglide no werky??

[Mittenz]

i dont like astro glide. it has way too many ingredients. so does KY Jelly.
i prefer to spend a little extra money and get the good shit.
nothing is too good for my asshole girl!!

[Elle Diabla]

FUCKING LOL!!!!!!!

[Mittenz]

also if ur gonna use ANY toys you have to have to have toooooooo use WATER BASED LUBE never use silicone based lubricant with a silicone toy. you will destroy the toy.

if your feeling a lil dry and sore or chaffed after some toy play in the bum bum then it might either be the material of the toy or the lube
it shouldnt really irritate you unless you 'may' have a reaction to A) the ingredients in the lube or B) the ingredients in your toy.(phthalates)

your best bet is to use a 100% surgical grade silicone toy.

this is the best (IMO)...and trust me.... i know.... lulz

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[Elle Diabla]

THANK YOU, DR. RUTH!!

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[Mittenz]

lmfaooooooooo

i just know my sex toys and lubes and stuffz.
im sensitive to a lot of certain ingredients so thats how i learned all about these better toys and lubes.


lol @ Dr Ruth

[Captain Asbo]

Wellll, it would be better if he didn't use all the toys

This cracked me up! LIAM!

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[Mittenz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH


i can see poor Juli lying in bed with a transformer up her ass

*DEAD*

[Elle Diabla]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO@the transformer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lashana]

thanks for the tips kiki, if or when i do anal, i will refer to this thread. :)

[Mittenz]

glad i could help.

i knew my anal knowledge would come in handy sometime.

[PerroGrande]

I've always used Id Lube. It's worked for me. You have to warm her up with fingers, then ease into it.

[Mittenz]

ID has too may ingredients for me.
i prefer SYSTEM JO (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) for regular water based lube (their silicone lubes are soooooo nice too)



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[Elle Diabla]

thanks, K. I'm all about ingredients n shit, too, but I never even thought about the lubez!

[Mittenz]

well like i said my golden cooch doesnt like too many foreign ingredients so i like to get shit that is super safe.

oils, vaseline and spit are the worst things you can put up there. u might as well stick a used dish sponge up your cooch. the bacteria in that shit is horrid.