Silly Kids!

[Mittenz]

i dont know how may of you guys have kids.
my son is 16 months old and every single day he shocks the shit out me with something new.

TODAY:

HE HAS BEEN PICKING HIS NOSE AND EATING IT AND HAS JUST LEARN'T TO TAKE HIS PANTS OFF... AND DIAPERS TOO:blush:

The diaper thing he started about 2 months ago.. now he takes the pants off. and he peed outside my bathroom door.

:mad2:

[§têllå]

Why you post this heeuh?

It'd be good for Grown Up Talk.

[Mittenz]

in case i post pics ...

[§têllå]

ah k

[Mittenz]

*moved*

[§têllå]

TODAY:

HE HAS BEEN PICKING HIS NOSE AND EATING IT

:mad2:
Spray his hands with Bitter Apple?

:p

[LateNiteTV]

rub his nose in it.

[Elle Diabla]

My daughter was taking her diaper off at 10 months and painting her crib bars with poop.

[§têllå]

rub his nose in it.
rofl

sowwy... rofl again

[Puddin Taine]

This is typical behavior..

[Mittenz]

u retards.
he's not a puppy and i know its typical behavior
it just boggles the mind that every single day he pulls something new.
every day!

i dont even wanna know what shenanigans he will be up to 2moro

[Elle Diabla]

lol! I know. they are unpredictable! Emmett calls Liam and I "kids."

[§têllå]

Sowwy. I wasn't being very nurturing was I.

Babies are fun. I just don't believe I'm meant to have one. So I make fun of them instead.

Is he saying words yet?

[Mittenz]

mama
baba
dada
was-dat
and dog

[LateNiteTV]

lol i wasnt serious about rubbing his nose in it. you only do that with poop. ;)

[§têllå]

mama
baba
dada
was-dat
and dog
lol cute
lol i wasnt serious about rubbing his nose in it. you only do that with poop. ;)
lmao k stop it now.
She's gonna get mad at you.
.....................lol

[Mittenz]

lol! I know. they are unpredictable! Emmett calls Liam and I "kids."

shut up! that is so hilarious!!

ahahahaaaaa

[Elle Diabla]

haha, serious! If we raise our voices even a bit, he's all, "KIDS! Knock it owf!"

[Mittenz]

so much for 'grown up talk' *SIGH* .... :tapfoot:

i hope you all die on a pile of cocks....with afrikkan aids.

[§têllå]

I know I'm so sorry. :(

I started it too.

K talk babies pplz.

[Mittenz]

dieeeeeeeee

[LateNiteTV]

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[§têllå]

dieeeeeeeee
babies are cute and adorable.
i lahk behbehs. ???

[Mittenz]

lol @ stella.

do u at least have a freaking puppy?

[Elle Diabla]

babies are cute and adorable.
i lahk behbehs. ???

THE DINGO WILL EAT YOUR BABEH!!

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lol @ stella.

do u at least have a freaking puppy?
his name is Michael (Mikey) Anthony. :o

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THE DINGO WILL EAT YOUR BABEH!!

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lol oh where the hell is that from? SNL?? no.

[Elle Diabla]

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[Mittenz]

named your dong MICHAEL ANTHONY??????

[Elle Diabla]

named your dong MICHAEL ANTHONY??????


nothing wrong with naming the dong.

;)

[§têllå]

lol that's right.

[§têllå]

Well his name's Michael but his middle name is Anthony.

[Mittenz]

my friend has a dog named DAVE and i think its so funny.

[§têllå]

All my animals have people names. I can't stand shit like 'foofoo' and 'muffin.'

[Mittenz]

i guess i should confess that i have a dog named.....

joey buttafucco

i swear.

[§têllå]

And you laugh at Dave.

[Mittenz]

lmao....
its not like i call Joey... JOSEPH or JOE or JOSEPPI

its just joey

[§têllå]

Well Michael sounds more prestigious than Mikey... or some shit.

When I got him, his previous owners named him Bailey. How generic.

[Mittenz]

thats Limejello's sons name
lol

[§têllå]

Then I'll rephrase that and say 'for a dog.'

[Rico Suave]

My name is Bailey.

[§têllå]

well I'm just fucked all around huh.

[Rico Suave]

Me chillaxin in technicolor.
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[Janebiotch]

his name is Michael (Mikey) Anthony. :o

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lol oh where the hell is that from? SNL?? no.



aww

[§têllå]

...:)

[Janebiotch]

thats Limejello's sons name
lol


she's having another boy

[Elle Diabla]

weird, she doesn't mention it at all!

[Janebiotch]

she never shuts the fuck up about being pregnant at the lunch forum

[Mittenz]

she's having another boy

so she really IS preggers
wtf
isnt she like pushing 50?
how the fuck did this happen?
wtf? did david get drunk one night and fall down and land in her vaginal cave?

[Elle Diabla]

I.DONT.FUCKING.GET.IT.

[Janebiotch]

basically it's her ticket to sit on her butt for the next 5 or so years. i'm sure she planned it that way.

don't get me wrong, i get along with her, she just sometimes diarrheas out her mouth out of nowhere and i don't trust her.

[Elle Diabla]

basically it's her ticket to sit on her butt for the next 5 or so years. i'm sure she planned it that way.

don't get me wrong, i get along with her, she just sometimes diarrheas out her mouth out of nowhere and i don't trust her.

Exactly! Her youngest is what...in school now. She needs an excuse to be at home!

[Janebiotch]

i couldn't imagine having a kid at 42. woah, she'll be 60 when the kid graduates high school :scared:

[Elle Diabla]

lmaooo, crazy biotch.

[SheyGrl]

HAHA kids are great with the things they do! My oldest, Michael who is 4, always calls me princess and he asked me to marry him. I about died laughing and had to tell him the whole "no but one day you'll find a girl whom you love VERY much and live happily ever after and she can be your princess". So he says ok I'll buy a big house and have lots of money and buy you a pink motorcycle. LOL this kids mind just bounces around like no tomorrow!

My youngest, Aiden who is 3, is just a little sweet heart he's pretty quiet, but still calls me momma and always says "I love you honey". HEHE

Those are a couple things that just melt my heart.

[Mittenz]

bwhahhah @ drugging her husband so she can get knocked up so she can keep her ties with logan foreverz


limejello is not to be trusted
she is one twisted cuntrag

[Mittenz]

my baby is the cutest ever!!
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cute huh?
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yeah right

he then sat across his sleeping baby elmo and chucked cars at elmos head and did his little evil baby laugh :huh:

[Janebiotch]

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[Mittenz]

he's sleeping now.
this is the time i call Mommy & Pills time.

[Janebiotch]

hehe

<3

[Elle Diabla]

my baby is the cutest ever!!
he wrapped up his baby elmo in his blankie and sat him up against his wardrobe so baby elmo could sleep.. aaTo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

cute huh?
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yeah right

he then sat across his sleeping baby elmo and chucked cars at elmos head and did his little evil baby laugh :huh:


ATo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. my oldest was an Elmo FREAK! He had like 3 that he carried with him everywhere!

[Mittenz]

omg elmo is like his world
its incredible how much he adores him
he recognizes him everywhere

[Mittenz]

My son started daycare FULL TIME today.
no more 5 hr a day Nanny :(

he wore his little blue jeans, his nike shoes and his diesel hoodie (which i have been dying to put on him.

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[Rico Suave]

Your son is straight thuggin'. Just like daddy.

[Evan]

HAHA kids are great with the things they do! My oldest, Michael who is 4, always calls me princess and he asked me to marry him. I about died laughing and had to tell him the whole "no but one day you'll find a girl whom you love VERY much and live happily ever after and she can be your princess". So he says ok I'll buy a big house and have lots of money and buy you a pink motorcycle. LOL this kids mind just bounces around like no tomorrow!

My youngest, Aiden who is 3, is just a little sweet heart he's pretty quiet, but still calls me momma and always says "I love you honey". HEHE

Those are a couple things that just melt my heart.



That's odd...My name is Michael. I was supposed to have a kid a few years ago, the name my girlfriend and I picked out was Aiden.