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Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 09:12 PM
"I turned my squad car around and again observed the male white standing in front of a large picture window in what appeared to be a well-lit living room with his genital region clearly visible to myself... The male white [was] lying on his sofa inserting [a] claw hammer covered with a plastic bag, into his rectum." The lubricating agent in this case "was motor oil." "He's not right", sighs a neighbor.

LMFAO...

read the report. Too funny.

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§têllå
08-08-2008, 09:23 PM
Different strokes lol

Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 09:34 PM
did you click the link and read the report? Omg!

I was laughing.

§têllå
08-08-2008, 09:37 PM
yeah lol.

At least he was using protection............ of sorts..........

Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 09:41 PM
he didn't acknowledge the police...and he had to ...

ah n/m

I lol'ed

§têllå
08-08-2008, 09:46 PM
lmao.

Reminds me of something TheOriginalJames would pull.

Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 09:47 PM
LMFAO!

I bet uses his gun handle, tho.

§têllå
08-08-2008, 09:59 PM
And slides it in and out of his ass while staring at the torn Corvette poster on his wall with the girl on the hood.

Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 10:01 PM
Or V's tits that he's had blown up to poster size proportions. I bet his bed is a mess.

§têllå
08-08-2008, 10:08 PM
lmfao!

Smells like stale cum and feet.

Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 10:09 PM
and ass lube.

§têllå
08-08-2008, 10:11 PM
I bet he uses condoms when he jerks off.

Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 10:20 PM
Nah, he doesn't have time.

§têllå
08-08-2008, 10:24 PM
kekeke

Puddin Taine
09-08-2008, 07:01 AM
serious discussion huh?

Mae
09-08-2008, 03:48 PM
hey, its a converstation

Janebiotch
12-08-2008, 12:04 AM
people are strange : /