View Full Version : Observing the Nude Male White
Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 09:12 PM
"I turned my squad car around and again observed the male white standing in front of a large picture window in what appeared to be a well-lit living room with his genital region clearly visible to myself... The male white [was] lying on his sofa inserting [a] claw hammer covered with a plastic bag, into his rectum." The lubricating agent in this case "was motor oil." "He's not right", sighs a neighbor.
LMFAO...
read the report. Too funny.
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§têllå
08-08-2008, 09:23 PM
Different strokes lol
Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 09:34 PM
did you click the link and read the report? Omg!
I was laughing.
§têllå
08-08-2008, 09:37 PM
yeah lol.
At least he was using protection............ of sorts..........
Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 09:41 PM
he didn't acknowledge the police...and he had to ...
ah n/m
I lol'ed
§têllå
08-08-2008, 09:46 PM
lmao.
Reminds me of something TheOriginalJames would pull.
Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 09:47 PM
LMFAO!
I bet uses his gun handle, tho.
§têllå
08-08-2008, 09:59 PM
And slides it in and out of his ass while staring at the torn Corvette poster on his wall with the girl on the hood.
Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 10:01 PM
Or V's tits that he's had blown up to poster size proportions. I bet his bed is a mess.
§têllå
08-08-2008, 10:08 PM
lmfao!
Smells like stale cum and feet.
Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 10:09 PM
and ass lube.
§têllå
08-08-2008, 10:11 PM
I bet he uses condoms when he jerks off.
Elle Diabla
08-08-2008, 10:20 PM
Nah, he doesn't have time.
§têllå
08-08-2008, 10:24 PM
kekeke
Puddin Taine
09-08-2008, 07:01 AM
serious discussion huh?
Janebiotch
12-08-2008, 12:04 AM
people are strange : /
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