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13-08-2008, 05:35 PM
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters
lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville
for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in
jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have
recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview.
She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward
to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama
for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters
lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville
for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in
jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have
recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview.
She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward
to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama
for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation