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Mittenz
05-06-2008, 10:55 AM
i wish i could meet these people in real life and take a baseball bat and break their fucking faces.

GOSHEN TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- A police officer in Ohio said he pulled over a woman he suspected was driving drunk and found the woman's 1-year-old son steering the wheel, reported WLWT-TV in Cincinnati.

Marya Green was pulled over Tuesday.

The officer said that when he came to the driver's window, he found Green's 1-year-old son at the wheel, sitting in Green's lap.

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Elle Diabla
05-06-2008, 11:03 AM
Imagine if you were the crimefighter when met with that atrocity!

I mean, she wasn't driving, at least!

Wunner if the baby could be held as an accomplice.











:huh::unsure:
Pillowpants
05-06-2008, 11:04 AM
That kid is going to jail!
Elle Diabla
05-06-2008, 11:05 AM
Prolly tried as an adult, too.

That baby is lucky no one got hurt!!!
Mittenz
05-06-2008, 11:05 AM
aahahahaa
Elle Diabla
05-06-2008, 11:24 AM
On a side note. When I lived in Wisconsin, we lived in a pretty rural area. Blanketed with heavily wooded parks on the river and what not. Gorgeous area...

Sometimes on our way back from wherever, we'd drive thru this one park. About 1/4 of the way in, it then becomes forestlike, with a windy little road, that you have to drive very slowly on. It's flat road, so no hills or anything. I/we used to let my oldest, (then 4-6 yrs) sit on our our lap and steer the car, while we hit the gas and brake. It was so cute, and he was really good at it!
Puddin Taine
05-06-2008, 12:42 PM
Yeah my dad used to let me steer the car when I was really young... even taught me to drive by the age of 11 years.
Elle Diabla
05-06-2008, 01:04 PM
yea, that's awesome, if you're in some place where you can get away with it.

Public roads? Notsomuch.
Puddin Taine
05-06-2008, 02:12 PM
meh.. i'm sure the story is blown out of proportion like every story the US media covers..
Pillowpants
05-06-2008, 02:14 PM
Stupid liberal media.
Mittenz
05-06-2008, 02:22 PM
well im sure she was drunk and im sure she had 3 children in the car.
still makes her a shitty person and a shitty mother
Elle Diabla
05-06-2008, 02:24 PM
Hey now! That kid is a hero for stepping up to the plate!!

lol@the other lazy brats.
Mittenz
05-06-2008, 02:35 PM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOo

sittingin the back seat prob going thru drunk mamas purse and wallet.

i know thats exactly what i woulda done.
Puddin Taine
05-06-2008, 02:44 PM
Stupid liberal media.



so everything is backwards in Delaware?
Elle Diabla
05-06-2008, 02:46 PM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOo

sittingin the back seat prob going thru drunk mamas purse and wallet.

i know thats exactly what i woulda done.

Stealin change and shit. The BIG coins though!
Janebiotch
05-06-2008, 08:00 PM
woah, lime had her baby
Mittenz
05-06-2008, 08:53 PM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
DandyAndy
05-06-2008, 09:18 PM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT


what she said
Janebiotch
05-06-2008, 09:38 PM
LOL no, i was poking fun at the news story. she is pregnant though.
DandyAndy
05-06-2008, 09:41 PM
Oh, LOL.
Mittenz
05-06-2008, 09:45 PM
she's just fat.
DandyAndy
05-06-2008, 09:56 PM
lol
Janebiotch
05-06-2008, 10:10 PM
i like your name andy :biggrin:
DandyAndy
05-06-2008, 10:18 PM
LOL, it is quite Dandy, isn't it
Elle Diabla
05-06-2008, 11:24 PM
LOL no, i was poking fun at the news story. she is pregnant though.


LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Janebiotch
06-06-2008, 02:26 PM
she told everyone @ lunch she was
Elle Diabla
06-06-2008, 02:58 PM
Bets are on that she "suddenly" has a miscarriage.