what would you do..

[Mittenz]

in explicit detail, please tell me what you would do to her...

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[Mittenz]

u = romantic

[Rico Suave]

Am I before of after Chris?

If I'm before Chris I'd probably slap her around some and make her do my laundry.

If I'm after Chris, I'm administering an AIDS test to the bitch.

[Rico Suave]

dude, aids isnt a big deal. i dont know what everyone bitches about.

You know, in Africa there were rumors circulating that AIDS could be cured by having sex with a virgin. So men infected with AIDS went around raping babies in Uganda. True story.

[Rico Suave]

how the hell could anyone actually believe that that would cure aids.......

Probably the same logic that convinces these people that the condoms given out by American doctors with Peace Corps, etc. are dirty, punctured, or have parasites in them to sterilize Africans.

[Mittenz]

get back on topic you effin tards.


also... i bet you Lashana would ravage Jessica ALba and post the best answer here.

smh @ you men discussing aids while the ladies post how a real man should do his job...

[Lashana]

aaaahahahaha!

easy... i'd make her sit on my face nearly suffocating me so i could go back and forth from her pussy to her ass till she came in my mouth. afterwards, i could see myself taping her mouth shut and calling a few male friends over to watch them all dp her then let their loads all over her face/tits, then i'd make her take a shower and jump in bed and we'd scissor rubbing pussies till i came.

:wub::blush:

i picture it all going down like a porn.

[Rico Suave]

aaaahahahaha!

easy... i'd make her sit on my face nearly suffocating me so i could go back and forth from her pussy to her ass till she came in my mouth. afterwards, i could see myself taping her mouth shut and calling a few male friends over to watch them all dp her then let their loads all over her face/tits, then i'd make her take a shower and jump in bed and we'd scissor rubbing pussies till i came.

:wub::blush:

i picture it all going down like a porn.

:ohmy: I think porn takes its cues from YOU.

[Elle Diabla]

she's always been up there with my "possiblityofalesboexperience" chicks.

[D13gO]

in explicit detail, please tell me what you would do to her...

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that thing from last thrusday ;)

[DandyAndy]

Start sweating nervously, bite my lip to make sure I was awake then pass out.

[§têllå]

lmao

[VitaMerlini]

aaaahahahaha!

easy... i'd make her sit on my face nearly suffocating me so i could go back and forth from her pussy to her ass till she came in my mouth. afterwards, i could see myself taping her mouth shut and calling a few male friends over to watch them all dp her then let their loads all over her face/tits, then i'd make her take a shower and jump in bed and we'd scissor rubbing pussies till i came.

:wub::blush:

i picture it all going down like a porn.

Same here, except they wouldn't be male.

[Captain Asbo]

I would have one night of fun. Fuck it all up in the morning by being strange, then spend the rest of my like faping over it and measuring every single other person up to that, eventually putting what was not really all that great on such a high pedestal that it would be visible from space.

Yay for me!

[Rico Suave]

I would have one night of fun. Fuck it all up in the morning by being strange, then spend the rest of my like faping over it and measuring every single other person up to that, eventually putting what was not really all that great on such a high pedestal that it would be visible from space.

Yay for me!

Sorry, the role of 40-Year Old Forum Virgin is already being played by DandyAndy.

[§têllå]

Look for her purse and leave.

[Captain Asbo]

Sorry, the role of 40-Year Old Forum Virgin is already being played by DandyAndy.

Fair enough, though I thought he was going more for Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk love. But I admit we haven't rehearsed yet. We'll sort our shit out and get back to you yes?

[Rico Suave]

Fair enough, though I thought he was going more for Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk love. But I admit we haven't rehearsed yet. We'll sort our shit out and get back to you yes?

Supervising is good. I like to watch. ...:blush:

[VitaMerlini]

Asboner; SRSee will take your virginity, just like she took everyone elses on this forum!

[Rico Suave]

A bloody anus is totally normal on this forum.

[Captain Asbo]

Asboner; SRSee will take your virginity, just like she took everyone elses on this forum!

Cool! I'll give her directions:

It's in bush somewhere in deepest darkest Surrey, England, about 15 years ago.

If she finds it, would be great to forward it to my future wife or I'll get drunk, tell her and she will be cross.

[DandyAndy]

Fair enough, though I thought he was going more for Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk love. But I admit we haven't rehearsed yet. We'll sort our shit out and get back to you yes?


Dammit, we went over this TWICE on the phone, the BLUE pages mean there have been script updates.

[Captain Asbo]

Dammit, we went over this TWICE on the phone, the BLUE pages mean there have been script updates.

FFS! I know! But keep this shit off the board, we don't want them seeing behind the curtain!! DON'T LET THEM TOUCH THE FUCKING CURTAIN!